The Dissident Right is a virgin who can’t drive. It’s time for a political glow-up!
It’s Covid! A lot of shit has gone down. Half the world died!!! Israel v Palestine, Trads v Bimbos, it’s windy!!!
If 2016 was the Sex Pistols of politics then 2021 is the moody, schmoody, Ian Curtis twirling post-punk reflection on what the last few years of WW3 metawars have taught us — and buckle-up, buckaroo, because the ladies have something to say!
There’s something in the air. Something…fruity, like a popcorn gel pen or a spritz of Charlie body spray.
The #FreeBritney movement sparked all sorts of conversations recently about our treatment of women in the public eye — with some channels looking back at the ‘bad girls’ of the 00’s to try and figure out what the hell was going on.
Paris, Lindsay, Nicole. The skeletal starlets of the apocalypse, riding to hell in a pink handbasket — their smokey eyed winks to the cameras saying “Look at me, I’m burning”. Were we laughing with them or at them? Only they knew.
The #FreeBritney documentary released earlier this year is reminiscent of the 2015 film ‘Amy’, following the life and tragic and totally preventable death of Amy Winehouse at the tender age of 27. The only difference is that Britney isn’t dead, yet, but she was getting there and we all knew it.
Looking back at the iconic meltdown era of Britney’s life, it was equally gross to watch the glee of the (ugly) tabloid photographers driving her to breaking point, dancing in the spoils of her mental breakdown and feigning to care about her ‘wellbeing’ as they cash in their cheques. These people are sick (and fat)! And that era totally set a precedent for how we view public facing women. Youth, fame, success, glamour, beauty — age, scorn, humiliation, weight gain, banishment, death, redemption, sad documentary, hashtag.
Can’t a lady just sing songs and have a happy life?! WTF!!!
The film “This Is Paris” also dropped last year — focussing on the early life, rise to stardom and hidden traumas of the Queen and avatar for the Bimbo movement — Paris Hilton. The most famous of which being the release of a sex tape recorded privately with her ex-boyfriend, who after the break-up chose to publish it to the world without her consent under the charming title 1 Night In Paris.
She describes this event and subsequent fallout in hindsight, morbidly, as a ‘digital rape’. And in a sense she is right. We all viewed her at her most intimate moment, without her permission. We watched, we laughed, we wanked, and we didn’t care about the human being behind the mask or what she might be going through. We each threw a rock at the “whore”.
It’s like we’re starting to realise that the real Mean Girl was in all of us, and being a nasty person is NOT fetch. Time for a great reset of our souls!
Is it any surprise that these dreamy 90’s starlets have become the avatars of former tradthots currently on the run from the Dissident Right plantation?
The Alt Right or whatever we’re calling it now has been experiencing its own teething pains during lockdown. The annual cycle of infighting and drama has whittled its numbers in the UK down to, like, five. And all they do is make videos moaning about what’s on TV now and again and get banned. Let’s face it, most people would rather throw on a playlist in their spare time rather than listening to an hour long livestream about Jews. Change the record guys! Aside from being reduced to the political equivalent of a mohawk, they’ve also lost most of their ladies. Now, these girls went quietly at first. Lots of them being bullied offline, developing complexes, being smeared and lied about by the dregs and just generally being like ‘this is weird’ and packing up shop.
But — uh oh — it looks like a few of them are back for one last word in before they go! “What’s all this about?” they cry, “get back here, hole!”. But it’s too late, the bimbos are on the loose, and revenge is in this season.
Seems like years of harassing and bullying women have not gone down well. Who knew!!
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that right wing women on the internet must be subject to rape and death threats every day by fat incels, or she has not fulfilled her duty of saving yevropa from the Jews. Thanks, I hate it.
Who wrote this garbage? And what were we all thinking hopping on board with it? Are we ok??? Is it any wonder that the right wing are FINALLY having their own little #FreeBimbo movement? I mean, come ON. We all watched the girls being torn to shreds by inferior men now for like five years now, and is yevropa saved??? No! It’s time for a spring clean, guys. Change the place up a bit, you know?
After all, we LIKE women!…don’t we?…………………….guys?….GUYS??
This wasn’t what I ordered!
We do not want to be demographically replaced (hello? who does?) we don’t want to worry about walking home at night, we don’t want our children to grow up unsafe or be used as test mice for Government PSYOPS and we don’t want to be unnecessarily rude to black people or whatever. All of these things are pretty normal. But after the feminists rejected us from their (loser) club, we stumbled drunkenly into the unmarked taxi of the incel, sperg right.
The right wing women are at the bar, asking for Angela!
Whether you like it or not, most people (#NOTALLBUTMOST) attracted to the right-wing are freaks. Truly dangerous (like, Police having to be called/not safe in your home dangerous), mentally unstable, a genuine threat to themselves and others. It is not a safe environment for women — so the girls have gone on to another, safer party downtown and taken the glitterpill.
Will the leaders of these online cults take responsibility for covertly leading cyber dog-piles on every single woman who ever said ‘hmm that’s interesting’ or ‘I hadn’t thought about it that way’ for the first time in their pathetic, miserable, mummy-issue-riddled lives? Not to mention for leading swathes of impressionable, damaged men into being even more of a freak, and now on a terrorist watch list, for nothing? Who even cares anymore! SCREW YOU!
The radfems are on the loose — and they don’t give a flying fuck what you think!
The future is pink, blonde, and over it. Where will this lead us? I don’t know, but at least it will smell nice.
TTYN x
